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- Hey, Esther. How you doing?
- Ugh!
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Mondays, am I right?
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It's Wednesday.
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Not where I am.
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You scare me.
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Hi, guys. Where's Emma?
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She's sick. Check out her Instagram.
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JACK: Ugh!
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Why would anyone post a photo
of themselves looking like that?
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You've never looked
that good in your life!
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Sorry. I get real defensive over Emma.
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Yeah. One time I made fun of
her sweater and he struck me.
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JACK: Well, with any luck,
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that'll be the most disturbing thing
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I see all day.
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[yells]
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Jack, it's me. It's Paul.
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I'm here at your office.
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I'm sorry, I didn't realize
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it was Take Your Daughter-Like
Fianc�e To Work Day.
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Uh, Jack, quick favor.
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I'm gonna be sneaking out
a bit over the next few days
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with Paul, so can you cover for
me so my dad doesn't find out?
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We're interviewing marriage counselors.
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Or I guess, in our case,
pre-marriage counselors.
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[laughs] Weird thing to joke about.
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Oh, no. I'm sorry to
hear there are problems
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in the little house with
the round door in the shire
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where you guys live.
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Well, we're just being proactive.
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You know, getting ahead
of any potential issues
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before the wedding next month.
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Yeah, cream or ivory tablecloths.
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Yeah, string quartet
versus string quintet.
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Sure, let's just have one cello,
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and completely ignore
the entire Baroque period.
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Guests won't notice
that. Gotcha, they will.
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Wow. With fighting this passionate,
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the make-up hug must be mind-blowing.
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Sorry. I just... I just want
the wedding to be perfect.
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After all, it is my special day.
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Anyway, I just don't want my dad
to find out we're in counseling.
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It would be a difficult conversation
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and he is not great at those.
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Can you have my back on this one?
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Brooke, you know that I
would do anything for you two.
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Oh. To stop talking.
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Yes, I have your back.
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Oh, Paul.
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What an absolutely neutral surprise.
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Eh, to what do we owe the
vague pleasure of your company?
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Oh, uh, well, we, um...
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Paul went to a butterfly pavilion,
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and dropped by to
give us a blow-by-blow.
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I require no further information.
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Jack, uh, mind if you
accompany me to Edward's Bar?
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There's a potential investor
I'd really like you to meet.
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You want to leave the office to
drink at 10:15 in the morning?
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You have a problem.
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Let's talk about it over drinks.
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It is so great that Emma's sick.
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Now I can finally make my move.
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Dude, you've been stalling for a year,
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and now you want to go after Emma?
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Look at her.
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She looks like she was
coughed up by a bigger Emma.
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Oh, she looks like a newborn calf.
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More importantly, she's
still pissed at you
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for hanging out with her
ex-boyfriend behind her back.
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Come on, she's over
that, and I have a plan.
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It involves a story about another guy
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who landed a grade A piece of tail
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that was way out of his league.
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- Please don't say your mom.
- My mom.
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[laughs]: See, my dad is
not attractive, no way.
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But when my mom got the
flu, he finally won her over
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by showing up at her door
and bringing her soup.
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So that's exactly how I'm
gonna win over the girl
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who's way out of my league.
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Dude, Emma's not way out of your league.
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You need to stop
overthinking every move.
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Let her see you for the awesome,
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bravely asthmatic guy you really are.
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So, just be myself?
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Nah, sounds dicey.
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I'm just gonna stick to my plan.
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If it worked for a Detroit
sewer monster like my father,
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it's gonna work for me.
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Sheryl's firm invests
in different companies
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all around the country.
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I made my money the old-fashioned way:
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by finding pirate gold.
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ROLAND: Sheryl's led an amazing life.
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She's a world traveler, double Ph.D.,
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and the passionate
conservationist, aren't you?
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Oh, I dabble in some light
environmental justice.
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You zip line
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onto the deck of one
Japanese whaling vessel,
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- and suddenly, you're a legend.
- Hmm.
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She's your standard
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billionaire playgirl by
day, and a fearless vigilante
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- by night.
- Hmm.
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Cool. So...
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she's Batman.
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[phone ringing]
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Oh, sorry. I have to take this.
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Hello, Elon.
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Well,
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have you tried turning the rocket off,
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and then turning it back on again?
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So,
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what do you think of Sheryl?
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She's incredible, and if it
weren't for that huge rock
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on her finger, I'd say you
should ask her to marry you.
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I did.
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But she has a husband.
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Yes, I married Sheryl.
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Oh, my God, you married Batman?
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Wait. How did Brooke
take it when you told her?
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Ah, um, not well at all...
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I imagine.
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I don't want to tell my
daughter about my wife
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until I'm sure it's serious.
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I assume you've got my back on this.
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On keeping your quickie
marriage hidden from Brooke?
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I need, like, nine seconds
to think about that.
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[eagle screeches]
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? ?
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? Synced and corrected by javiernv ?
? www.addic7ed.com ?
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[phone ringing]
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Thought about it. You need to tell her.
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Why? There are lots of things
Brooke doesn't know about me.
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She doesn't know that
I lost her in Kenya
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for a week when she was two,
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or what really happened
to her favorite pony.
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I only meant to teach it a lesson.
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But marriage is a big deal.
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Oh, not really. I've
done it seven times.
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Wow. Way to keep pace with
the Rocky franchise.
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The thing is, you know,
Brooke has never approved
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of my quick marriages.
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And, um, I rather fear it'll
be the same way with, um, um...
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- Sheryl.
- Sheryl, yes. I know.
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You need to tell her.
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Tell who what?
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Tell Brooke that he married you.
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Why don't you come up to
the office and meet Brooke?
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Your daughter? I'd love to.
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Oh, but first, I have to
go discuss fur trafficking
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with the police commissioner.
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[gasps] The commissioner.
She is the Batman.
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Come on, I-I'll walk you out.
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Welp, first Brooke, now Roland.
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Looks like everyone's come
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to old Jackie Gordo with their problems.
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Maybe you can help me with my problem.
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I have a friend who gives
himself sad nicknames.
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Here's to foolishly putting
yourself in the middle
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- of a family dispute.
- Yeah.
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Even I can't wait to
see how I nail this one.
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Just one question about telling
Brooke I got married again.
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Can you do it?
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- No!
- Oh,
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but Brooke always disapproves
of my impulsive marriages.
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And when she's angry,
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I always feel I have
to take responsibility
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for my own actions, and you know,
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that's just not a good fit for me.
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Hi. Welcome to Soup Yourself. I'm Nikki.
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Hi, Nikki. I'm Clark.
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I have a soup-related
hypothetical for you.
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Let's say you were a soup.
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[chuckles] I love this game already.
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And you want to soothe
someone with a nasty head cold.
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What kind of soup would you be?
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Well, most people would
say chicken noodle,
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but I like to think outside the bowl.
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- [giggles]
- [laughs]
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BOTH: Outside the bowl!
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Oh, God, there's two of them.
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I can't give out soup prescriptions
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without knowing who it's for.
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[clicks tongue] Is it for a girlfriend?
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Uh, no! Just a coworker.
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Clark here is single, owns
his own successful podcast,
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and he's fluent in four other languages.
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Uh, making friends in
English was hard. [chuckles]
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Well, you're good at making
friends in soup shops,
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and I'm single, too.
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Well, you got to get out more.
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You're not gonna meet
a guy in a soup shop.
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You know what?
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I'm just gonna take all the soups.
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All the soups?! No one's
ever done that before.
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Well, one person has,
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but he was robbing us at gunpoint.
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Dude, she likes you.
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You know, you're totally charming
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when you're not forcing things.
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Bro, she's a soup gal.
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Of course she's gonna flirt.
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It's all part of the fantasy.
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No. I'm serious.
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This is the you you need to show Emma.
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Relaxed, spontaneous.
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Here you go, Clark Kent.
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Thanks, Souper Girl.
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[giggles]
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Here, I wrote down my
number for you, just in case.
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Oh, thanks...
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but I'm sure we're gonna have
no complaints about the soup.
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I'll explain it to him in the car.
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Hi. Sorry I'm late.
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Whatever news my dad has better be good.
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Paul and I got into a fight.
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We couldn't even agree
on a marriage counselor.
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Oh, that's exactly the kind of problem
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a marriage counselor
could help you with.
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What an ironic kick in the ass.
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I told Paul we should think about
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postponing the wedding again
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until we've sorted everything out.
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Ah. I'm sorry to hear that.
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Well, I'm here for you.
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That said, um, are you
someone that likes to hear
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bad news in bunches?
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I just don't understand
how anyone gets married.
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I want to strangle anyone
that has an easy time of it.
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Well, good thing that doesn't
describe anyone in this room.
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- Brooke?
- Damn it.
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This is gonna come
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as something of a surprise, but...
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Roland murdered your pony.
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Two can play at that game.
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I also lost you in
Kenya when you were two.
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Jack, I did not murder Brooke's pony.
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I honestly thought that pool cover
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could hold Brownie's weight.
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I'm sorry. I-I realize that
now is not the right time
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to tell Brooke that
you got married again.
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But this morning, you
told me I had to tell her.
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You can't change horses midstream.
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Oh, Brownie.
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Look, you picked me as your confidante,
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so trust me when I tell you, do
the opposite of what I told you
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the last time I said �trust me�
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But what about Sheryl?
She's coming by the office.
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Oh, just tell her now's not a
good time. She'll understand.
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- Do you think she will?
- I don't know her.
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Neither do I.
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So if I just follow my plan,
it should go just as well for me
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as it did for my troll-faced dad.
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You don't need a plan.
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00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:10,317
You can be charming on your own.
255
00:10:10,592 --> 00:10:11,695
I saw it with soup girl.
256
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,687
I think I'm gonna stick to what's worked
257
00:10:13,689 --> 00:10:16,189
nine out of ten times
in my imagination, kiddo.
258
00:10:17,554 --> 00:10:18,953
So when Emma answers the door,
259
00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:20,231
she'll say,
260
00:10:20,256 --> 00:10:21,228
[in Southern accent]: �Soup?
261
00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:22,996
Why, Clark, thank you kindly.
262
00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:26,299
I finally realize what a catch you are�
263
00:10:26,686 --> 00:10:29,012
Have you ever heard Emma talk?
264
00:10:29,037 --> 00:10:30,704
And then, I'm gonna cock my hip and say,
265
00:10:30,706 --> 00:10:32,138
[in Southern accent]:
�Girl, it's about time
266
00:10:32,140 --> 00:10:33,807
you figured that out�
267
00:10:35,394 --> 00:10:37,728
Oh, no. I look disgusting.
268
00:10:38,144 --> 00:10:41,645
Girl, it's about time
you figured that out.
269
00:10:43,463 --> 00:10:46,264
Uh, Clark brought you
soup. Isn't that sweet?
270
00:10:46,555 --> 00:10:49,556
Thanks, but you should go.
I just coughed up something
271
00:10:49,558 --> 00:10:51,658
that looked like it
was wearing a fur hat.
272
00:10:52,381 --> 00:10:53,960
But I brought soup.
273
00:10:53,962 --> 00:10:55,528
Don't you want to invite me in
274
00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,631
and/or see me in a different light?
275
00:10:57,633 --> 00:11:00,584
No. Honestly, I don't
want to see you at all.
276
00:11:00,631 --> 00:11:02,202
I told you I was breaking
up with my boyfriend,
277
00:11:02,204 --> 00:11:04,733
and you went behind my back
and told him everything.
278
00:11:04,758 --> 00:11:06,783
Yeah, because I felt bad for Greg.
279
00:11:06,808 --> 00:11:08,541
You should have had my back.
280
00:11:08,543 --> 00:11:10,428
You're one of my closest friends.
281
00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:12,649
At least, I thought you were.
282
00:11:14,826 --> 00:11:16,016
I'm sorry.
283
00:11:16,018 --> 00:11:17,484
I forgot the soup.
284
00:11:19,647 --> 00:11:21,121
Are you okay?
285
00:11:21,365 --> 00:11:22,656
Not really.
286
00:11:22,658 --> 00:11:25,258
I did exactly what
my hideous father did.
287
00:11:25,260 --> 00:11:26,756
Why didn't it work?
288
00:11:27,763 --> 00:11:30,597
Maybe you were so focused on
trying to be Emma's boyfriend,
289
00:11:30,599 --> 00:11:32,162
you lost sight of just being her friend.
290
00:11:33,061 --> 00:11:34,567
Also, at some point,
291
00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:36,287
you might want to see a
therapist about your dad.
292
00:11:36,672 --> 00:11:37,904
My dad?
293
00:11:38,188 --> 00:11:41,223
Whoa. Where is this coming from?
294
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,578
Brooke, there's a lady here to see you.
295
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,948
Oh, is it the couples counselor
Paul wanted me to meet?
296
00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:49,849
I don't know who she
is or what she wants.
297
00:11:50,289 --> 00:11:52,757
You're really nailing
this receptionist thing.
298
00:11:54,311 --> 00:11:55,822
[sighs]
299
00:11:55,824 --> 00:11:57,657
Oh. I'm Sheryl.
300
00:11:57,659 --> 00:11:59,526
You must be Brooke.
301
00:11:59,528 --> 00:12:00,660
Seems a bit intimate,
302
00:12:00,662 --> 00:12:02,740
[laughs]: but I guess we can hug.
303
00:12:03,802 --> 00:12:06,584
Wow. I can really see him in you.
304
00:12:06,609 --> 00:12:10,310
Yeah. Not often enough, I think
that's part of the problem.
305
00:12:11,573 --> 00:12:12,806
Oh, um, my dad's coming.
306
00:12:12,808 --> 00:12:15,270
Um, do you mind if I just
pretend that you're my friend?
307
00:12:15,295 --> 00:12:17,010
I'd like to think I am your friend.
308
00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:19,245
[laughs nervously] Okay, pace yourself.
309
00:12:19,247 --> 00:12:21,623
Um, Dad, hi. Uh, this is Sheryl.
310
00:12:21,648 --> 00:12:23,225
We're friends.
311
00:12:23,752 --> 00:12:25,118
Well, I'm sorry, I should have
312
00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,247
introduced you earlier, Sugar Bear.
313
00:12:27,272 --> 00:12:29,823
BOTH: That's okay.
314
00:12:29,825 --> 00:12:31,865
Might want to diversify those pet names.
315
00:12:32,594 --> 00:12:34,627
Wait. So, you're familiar with Sheryl?
316
00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:36,229
Biblically. [chuckles]
317
00:12:36,231 --> 00:12:38,537
And I'm so glad you two are talking.
318
00:12:38,562 --> 00:12:40,544
Well, nothing's settled.
I-I don't mean to be crass,
319
00:12:40,569 --> 00:12:41,968
but I need to talk to Paul
320
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:43,600
about whether she's worth $200 an hour.
321
00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:46,092
Excuse me, she's not that kind of woman.
322
00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:48,944
And even if she was,
it's my money to spend.
323
00:12:50,553 --> 00:12:51,511
BOTH: What?
324
00:12:51,513 --> 00:12:52,569
Oh, crap.
325
00:12:52,594 --> 00:12:54,828
Uh, hey, uh, just
throwing this out there:
326
00:12:54,853 --> 00:12:56,886
how about we all walk
opposite directions
327
00:12:56,911 --> 00:12:59,845
before more information comes out.
328
00:13:01,266 --> 00:13:04,024
Brooke, I'm sure you're gonna
love Sheryl as much as I do.
329
00:13:04,026 --> 00:13:06,026
[purrs, laughs]
330
00:13:06,028 --> 00:13:07,293
Okay, Dad. Why did you just
331
00:13:07,318 --> 00:13:09,068
[purrs] up my marriage counselor's bum?
332
00:13:09,093 --> 00:13:11,268
Because he's a pervert, yeah, yeah.
333
00:13:11,953 --> 00:13:13,333
Let's all start walking.
334
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:15,168
Whee. Look at that.
335
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,703
Because I'm his wife.
336
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,806
You married my marriage counselor?
337
00:13:20,477 --> 00:13:22,776
You're in marriage counseling?
338
00:13:22,778 --> 00:13:24,978
You're also a marriage counselor?
339
00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:26,813
What can't you do?
340
00:13:26,815 --> 00:13:27,981
LEWIS: I'm Dr. Lewis.
341
00:13:27,983 --> 00:13:29,883
I'm here to see Brooke Huxley.
342
00:13:29,885 --> 00:13:32,018
It's about time you showed up, Doc.
343
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,054
Lashing out at authority figures.
344
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,172
Some latent issues
with your absent father?
345
00:13:38,522 --> 00:13:40,389
She's very good.
346
00:13:43,415 --> 00:13:47,554
You got married again! I can't
believe you didn't tell me.
347
00:13:47,579 --> 00:13:48,978
She has the right to be upset.
348
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,280
The same way you didn't tell me
349
00:13:50,282 --> 00:13:52,219
that you and Paul are in counseling.
350
00:13:52,244 --> 00:13:54,298
And he's just grasping at straws.
351
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,513
I'm sorry, who's Paul?
352
00:13:56,515 --> 00:13:58,857
Paul is a little wooden
boy who wished on a star,
353
00:13:58,882 --> 00:14:00,648
and now has sex with Brooke.
354
00:14:01,999 --> 00:14:03,198
And you knew he got married?
355
00:14:03,223 --> 00:14:04,522
Yes, but I told him to tell you.
356
00:14:04,547 --> 00:14:06,010
And then he told me not to tell you.
357
00:14:06,035 --> 00:14:06,836
Seriously?
358
00:14:06,861 --> 00:14:08,235
Yes, but you were very upset
359
00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:10,060
about possibly postponing your wedding.
360
00:14:10,062 --> 00:14:11,395
Again?
361
00:14:11,397 --> 00:14:13,864
Good Lord, how much longer
are you gonna put it off for?
362
00:14:13,866 --> 00:14:17,330
It's a wedding, not a,
not a lifelong commitment.
363
00:14:19,518 --> 00:14:20,861
You said you had my back.
364
00:14:20,886 --> 00:14:22,786
I do have your back. What about my back?
365
00:14:22,811 --> 00:14:25,712
I have all backs. Why is
everyone jumping on me?
366
00:14:25,737 --> 00:14:28,461
Just because I
aggressively pushed myself
367
00:14:28,486 --> 00:14:30,023
into the middle of this?
368
00:14:30,048 --> 00:14:32,416
That doesn't seem fair!
369
00:14:32,627 --> 00:14:34,317
Jack does have a point.
370
00:14:34,319 --> 00:14:36,705
It seems you should be
talking to each other, not him.
371
00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:39,307
I agree with the caped
crusader over here.
372
00:14:40,032 --> 00:14:41,791
Yeah. Well, she should
just stay out of it.
373
00:14:41,816 --> 00:14:43,360
Uh, she has a name
374
00:14:43,362 --> 00:14:44,461
and it's, uh...
375
00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:45,429
BOTH: Sheryl.
376
00:14:45,431 --> 00:14:48,822
I was pausing for emphasis.
377
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:52,797
Guys, this seems pretty intense,
but I-I think I have a solution.
378
00:14:52,799 --> 00:14:54,893
Okay. You stand here.
379
00:14:54,918 --> 00:14:55,600
Right.
380
00:14:55,602 --> 00:14:57,869
And you stand here.
381
00:14:57,871 --> 00:14:59,037
Now, work it out for yourselves.
382
00:14:59,039 --> 00:15:00,238
- Wait a minute.
- Jack!
383
00:15:01,082 --> 00:15:02,073
This is not funny.
384
00:15:02,098 --> 00:15:03,698
ROLAND: Let us out! [doorknob rattles]
385
00:15:03,723 --> 00:15:05,222
BROOKE: Open the door, Jack.
386
00:15:05,247 --> 00:15:06,403
No one is coming out of there
387
00:15:06,428 --> 00:15:08,392
until you have a difficult conversation.
388
00:15:08,768 --> 00:15:11,669
Here. This knot might work better.
389
00:15:13,989 --> 00:15:16,590
Wow. Are you in the
market for a sidekick?
390
00:15:17,849 --> 00:15:20,349
'Cause I will order us some capes.
391
00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,263
Ah. Well, if they think
we're gonna resolve
392
00:15:23,265 --> 00:15:25,332
our differences in
here, they can forget it!
393
00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:27,340
Yeah, you're darn right!
394
00:15:28,180 --> 00:15:29,780
I cannot believe you would be
395
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,139
irresponsible enough
to get married again.
396
00:15:32,141 --> 00:15:34,107
I am not irresponsible.
397
00:15:34,109 --> 00:15:37,411
I have always loved
the women I've married.
398
00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:38,889
Even...
399
00:15:38,914 --> 00:15:40,347
ugh, number three. [drink pours]
400
00:15:41,239 --> 00:15:43,660
I wish you wouldn't call Mum that.
401
00:15:44,325 --> 00:15:47,454
It's better to be too
bold than too cautious.
402
00:15:47,590 --> 00:15:49,222
If you are talking about Paul and me,
403
00:15:49,224 --> 00:15:52,025
then, yes, we may
postpone the wedding again.
404
00:15:52,027 --> 00:15:54,161
But it's mostly logistics.
405
00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:56,589
You've been engaged for four years!
406
00:15:56,614 --> 00:15:58,432
That's-that's a Summer Olympics.
407
00:15:58,434 --> 00:16:00,100
And a Winter Olympics.
408
00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:02,442
And another Summer Olympics.
409
00:16:02,938 --> 00:16:07,407
Why does it upset you so much
that we're taking our time?
410
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:11,171
Because I'm afraid
you're living your life
411
00:16:11,196 --> 00:16:14,698
as a reaction to the way I lived mine.
412
00:16:16,153 --> 00:16:17,784
- It's ridiculous.
- Is it?
413
00:16:17,786 --> 00:16:19,425
You've seen the mistakes I've made,
414
00:16:19,450 --> 00:16:22,522
and so you're trying to play
it safe with your relationship.
415
00:16:22,547 --> 00:16:25,582
And that can be as big a mistake.
416
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,972
I'm worried. It just got quiet.
417
00:16:29,223 --> 00:16:31,898
Maybe they figured out how to
escape through the air vents.
418
00:16:32,215 --> 00:16:34,869
Roland can fit into some tight spaces
419
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:37,094
when he's oiled up.
420
00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:40,465
I require no further information.
421
00:16:41,528 --> 00:16:42,909
Is it really so bad
422
00:16:42,911 --> 00:16:45,078
that I want to be
completely sure about Paul?
423
00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:48,982
Darling, there is no such
thing as completely sure.
424
00:16:49,332 --> 00:16:50,817
Love is a risk.
425
00:16:50,819 --> 00:16:53,854
And beautiful things
can come from risks.
426
00:16:53,856 --> 00:16:55,856
Your mother and I had you.
427
00:16:56,356 --> 00:16:57,958
Yes.
428
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,792
Then we had a fight, which
ended in our chalet in Aspen
429
00:17:00,817 --> 00:17:02,395
burning to the ground.
430
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:05,765
But the point is: mistakes are worth it.
431
00:17:05,934 --> 00:17:08,068
[laughs] Thanks.
432
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:10,770
Wait. You told me that fire started
433
00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:12,926
when Brownie Two kicked over a lantern.
434
00:17:13,278 --> 00:17:16,443
[crying]: Oh, Brownie Two.
435
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,423
[grunts]
436
00:17:19,746 --> 00:17:22,307
- Jack, just let me untie it.
- No, you rest.
437
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,050
You've got a whole night of
crime-fighting ahead of you.
438
00:17:24,052 --> 00:17:26,052
[rope snaps]
439
00:17:27,184 --> 00:17:28,889
Oh, darling.
440
00:17:28,891 --> 00:17:30,090
You used my wedding gift.
441
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,157
Mmm, I did.
442
00:17:31,159 --> 00:17:33,093
So, did you two work everything out?
443
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:34,856
We did.
444
00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:38,140
Well, it's been a rough day,
but I think we can all agree,
445
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:40,667
old Jackie Gordo did it again.
446
00:17:43,692 --> 00:17:45,071
Is he always like this?
447
00:17:45,963 --> 00:17:49,364
It grieves me to say so.
448
00:17:53,229 --> 00:17:55,659
Emma! Oh, you look fantastic.
449
00:17:55,684 --> 00:17:56,383
Thanks.
450
00:17:56,504 --> 00:17:59,731
That viral meningitis got me
back to my high school weight.
451
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:03,042
Look. I-I got to tell you something,
452
00:18:03,067 --> 00:18:04,950
and I wrote it down
so I don't mess it up.
453
00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:07,385
�Emma, I am so sorry.
454
00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:09,266
You are one of my closest friends, too.
455
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:11,331
And I was so focused on other plans
456
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,266
that I completely lost sight of that.
457
00:18:13,697 --> 00:18:16,336
But from now on, I
will always have your back.
458
00:18:16,666 --> 00:18:18,682
Now go in for the hug unless
she tries to run away"
459
00:18:18,707 --> 00:18:21,708
Damn it, that was in
brackets for a reason.
460
00:18:22,804 --> 00:18:25,345
I'm sorry for snapping
at you. It's weird.
461
00:18:25,347 --> 00:18:28,468
I'm usually super chill
on that much cough syrup.
462
00:18:29,616 --> 00:18:30,662
Hey, Clark.
463
00:18:30,687 --> 00:18:32,118
Look who I ran into at the soup store,
464
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,386
where I was definitely buying soup
465
00:18:33,388 --> 00:18:35,460
and not waiting for her shift to end.
466
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:36,856
Hey, Souper Girl.
467
00:18:36,858 --> 00:18:38,058
What's up, Clark Kent?
468
00:18:38,289 --> 00:18:39,221
Emma, this is Nikki.
469
00:18:39,246 --> 00:18:40,645
She helped me pick out your soup.
470
00:18:40,647 --> 00:18:42,834
Not really. He picked all the soup.
471
00:18:42,859 --> 00:18:45,483
Everyone's still talking
about it. [giggles]
472
00:18:45,485 --> 00:18:47,452
[laughs] Who wouldn't
want to buy all the soup
473
00:18:47,454 --> 00:18:48,944
from a face like that?
474
00:18:48,969 --> 00:18:51,132
Now, want to watch me
order all the beers?
475
00:18:51,157 --> 00:18:53,190
[gasps] Clark, you wouldn't.
476
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,015
[giggles]
477
00:18:56,163 --> 00:18:57,395
Wow.
478
00:18:57,397 --> 00:19:00,599
Clark can be really charming
in a Clark-y kind of way.
479
00:19:00,601 --> 00:19:02,100
Never thought about it before,
480
00:19:02,102 --> 00:19:04,882
but bet he'd make a great boyfriend.
481
00:19:05,464 --> 00:19:08,899
Girl, it's about time
you figured that out.
482
00:19:13,113 --> 00:19:14,713
So, I used my grappling hook
483
00:19:14,715 --> 00:19:16,381
to escape through the ceiling,
484
00:19:16,383 --> 00:19:19,684
and still made it to the
Governor's Ball right on time.
485
00:19:19,686 --> 00:19:20,585
[laughs]
486
00:19:20,587 --> 00:19:22,220
EDDIE: Everyone seems happy.
487
00:19:22,517 --> 00:19:24,222
Looks like you worked your magic,
488
00:19:24,224 --> 00:19:25,767
old Jackie Gordo.
489
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:29,561
Man, when you say it,
it almost sounds stupid.
490
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:32,564
Uh, so,
491
00:19:32,947 --> 00:19:34,633
I've been thinking a lot about us,
492
00:19:34,635 --> 00:19:36,806
and... let's just do it.
493
00:19:37,204 --> 00:19:38,603
Join that coed cribbage league?
494
00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:41,593
No. Get married. As soon as we can.
495
00:19:41,618 --> 00:19:43,208
So what if we still have questions?
496
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:45,297
Let's just take that risk, okay?
497
00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:48,346
All I need is you and
me and an officiant.
498
00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:50,954
And a hair and makeup
person. I'm not an animal.
499
00:19:52,345 --> 00:19:53,685
Well, I, um...
500
00:19:53,687 --> 00:19:55,408
I think we should postpone.
501
00:19:56,017 --> 00:19:56,805
What?
502
00:19:57,057 --> 00:19:58,111
PAUL: Yeah. You were right.
503
00:19:58,136 --> 00:19:59,568
We-we have a lot to work out.
504
00:19:59,593 --> 00:20:02,327
So, let's take the time to make sure.
505
00:20:02,329 --> 00:20:04,062
About everything.
506
00:20:04,064 --> 00:20:05,797
- Well, I don't...
- No, no, I insist.
507
00:20:05,799 --> 00:20:07,198
And-and you know what? Who knows?
508
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,829
Maybe I'll come around
to ivory tablecloths.
509
00:20:08,854 --> 00:20:11,121
Gotcha, they're an abomination.
510
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:15,573
I think this is for the best.
511
00:20:16,304 --> 00:20:17,108
Okay.
512
00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:17,945
Okay.
513
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,287
Couldn't help but overhear. I'm sorry.
514
00:20:29,836 --> 00:20:32,791
Um, I'm sure you two will work it out.
515
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,312
Gotcha, it's 50-50 right now.
516
00:20:39,257 --> 00:20:40,554
Too soon.
517
00:20:41,739 --> 00:20:43,256
But thanks.
518
00:20:51,745 --> 00:20:51,810
Too soon.
519
00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:56,410
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